How do you find a lost sheep in Wales? By following the baa-cob trail!

What do you call a group of Australian comedians? The Down-Undertakers!

Why did the Egyptian pharaoh go to therapy? He had too many mummies issues!

How does a Canadian apologize to a tree? Wood you forgive me?

Why did the Brazilian soccer player break up with his girlfriend? She kept foaling around!

What do you call a group of Finnish people singing? A Helsinki choir!

Why don't Alaskan people play hide and seek? Because good hiding spots are always Eskimo-ed!

How does a Greek man commit a crime? He gyro-s away!

Why was the British man wearing sunglasses? Because he couldn't find his tea-spoons!

How do you know if a joke is dad-approved? It's groan-worthy!

What do you call a group of kangaroos playing tag? Hopscotch!

Why did the Greek gods start a band? Because they had Zeus on drums!

What do you call a group of pandas at a party? A bamboo-zle!

Why did the Bollywood actor go to school? To improve his dancing skills!

What's a genie's favorite type of music? Rock and jinn!

Why did the Irishman wear two jackets to the party? Because the invite said to dress in layers!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A Bob Marley and the Rectum Five!

What do you call a British man with a time machine? Sir-Clock!

Why did the French chef bring a baguette to the gunfight? In case he needed to make a sandwich!

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they prefer vodka by candlelight!

Why did the Arab man bring a ladder to the soccer game? He heard the match was in extra time!