How do you know if a sushi chef is confident? They have a lot of raw talent.

What do you call a Japanese baby panda? A pandanese.

Why did the Brazilian man go to the doctor? He had a case of Rio-rrhea.

How does a Canadian apologize to a mime? Sorry, eh?

Why do Australians always seem so calm? Because they're down under.

What do you call a group of German insects? The Germination Army.

Why did the Russian teacher go to the beach? He wanted to test the waterski.

What did the Spanish firefighter say after putting out the fire? "Gracias" smoke.

Why did the Saudi Arabian man bring a camel to the bar? He wanted a happy hump day.

What did the Chinese dragon say to the sushi chef? Make it wok.

How does a Brazilian dog bark? Rio-woof Janeiro.

What do you call a fancy Mexican reptile? A guaca-mole.

Why did the Dutch man bring a vacuum to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.

What do you call a group of French philosophers? A croissant of opinions.

Why was the Scottish man always calm during the storm? He had kilt his fear of thunder.

How does a Canadian say "sorry"? Maple leaf me alone!

What do you call a group of Spanish singers? A choir-tilla.

What do you call a fast Filipino cook? A pansit expert.

Why was the German documentary film crew so successful? They always managed to capture the wurst-case scenarios.

How does a Russian cat see in the dark? Eye-baresky.

What do you call a group of Polish builders? A pierogi of laborers.