Why did the Indian man bring a pencil to his interview? He wanted to draw attention.

What do you call an Australian who loves to gamble? A bett-er.

Why did the German man go to the dentist? He lost his bratwurst.

How do you find a Polish person in a snowstorm? Look for the one with the snow shovel.

Why do Canadians always apologize? They are too nice to not say sorry.

What do you call a Russian onion ring? A Kreml-in.

Why did the Spanish man go to a fancy dress party with a potato on his head? He wanted to be señor potato.

How did the Dutch man break the ice? He brought a hammer and wooden shoes.

What do you call a Japanese baby owl? A hootsuki.

Why did the Italian chef refuse to share his pasta? He was shellfish.

Why did the French man only eat one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the Italian chef refuse to share his recipes? Because he pasta away.

How does a Russian poker game end? With lots of Putin.

What's a vampire's least favorite fruit? A blood orange.

Why was the biology book so cheap? Because it only had one cell.

Why did the Chinese restaurant close? They couldn't make their egg rolls without any yolk!

Why was the Indian man always calm? He practiced a lot of na-mastay!

How does a German say goodbye to a vampire? Auf wieder-bite!

What did the Egyptian pharaoh say to his people? Let my mummies go!

Why did the Eskimo bring a compass to the igloo? In case he got lost in his own backyard!

What do you call a group of frogs in Russia? Croak-ians!