Why was the Chinese restaurant so busy? Because they had a wonton of customers!

Why do Russian dolls make terrible stand-up comedians? Because they always steal each other's punchlines!

What did the Indian astronaut say before going to space? Curry up!

Why did the Canadian drive his car into the lake? He heard it had great reviews on Lake TripAdvisor!

Why did the Australian break up with her calendar? Because it had too many dates!

Why do Jamaicans make terrible bakers? They always have a problem with the high, high, high heat!

Why was the Dutch garden so popular? Because it was tulip season!

Why did the Scottish man bring a sheep to the party? He heard it was a baaa-rilliant time!

Why did the Mexican take his baseball bat to the Mexican restaurant? He heard they had a great salsa dance!

Why did the Eskimo bring a pillow to the party? In case he had to break the ice!

Why did the Swiss man refuse to play hide and seek? He didn't want to Neuchâtel anyone!

Why did the Brazilian basketball team go to the bank? To make some real hoops!

Why did the Russian fireman wear red suspenders? To keep his pants up while he climbs the vodka ladder.

What do you call an Australian who loves to garden? Digger.

What do you call a group of aggressive French skiers? An avalanche.

Why do Swedish people always take the stairs two at a time? Because they're Nordic.

How does a British person apologize for being late? By saying 'time flies when you're having tea.'

What's a pirate's favorite type of food? Arrr-gula salad.

Why did the Korean comedian go to jail? For pun-ishment.

What do you call a group of Italians who work together? Pasta-tively amazing.

Why did the Indian man bring a knife to the marathon? To cut corners.