How does a German say goodbye to their computer? Ctrl-Alt-Nein.

What do you call a group of cowboys from Texas? A yee-haw-d.

Why did the Irishman put 24 beers in his car? Because he heard they were a perfect case.

What's a vampire's favorite type of music? Blood, Sweat, and Tears.

What do you get when you cross a Spaniard with a snowman? Frosteño.

Why did the Canadian go to the baseball game? He heard it was a **home** run.

How does a Scotsman find sheep in the fog? Delightful.

What's a Dutch person's favorite sport? Clog dancing.

Why did the Egyptian go to art school? To learn how to draw a mummy.

Why did the Russian break up with his girlfriend? She was Stalin his heart.

What do you call a group of Australians stuck in a line? A barbecue queue.

Why do Norwegians have barcodes on their navy ships? So they can scan-da-navy-in.

How does a German watch his weight? He tries the wurst-case scenario.

What do you call a group of Italians at a rave? The pasta party.

What do you call a group of Australian magicians? Down-Undercover agents.

Why did the Russian break up with his winter coat? He heard it was too clingy.

Why did the Greek man break up with his wife? She kept fetaing on his nerves.

Why did the Russian football team wear belts? To hold up their shorts-kis.

What do you call a British man in the knockout stage of a tournament? A quarter pounder.

Why do Australians always win arguments? Because they never give up.

Why are Canadians so good at math? They have maple leaf skills.