Why did the Spanish boy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

What did the Indian astronaut see on the dark side of the moon? An eclipse!

Why did the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup? Because one more would make it 'too farty'!

Why did the German girl bring a pencil to the party? She heard it was 'write' up her alley!

Why did the Greek woman break up with her mathematician boyfriend? Because he kept putting olive you on a pedestal!

Why do Scandinavians always carry a map? In case they get lost in their own fjords!

Why did the Scottish farmer bring a rooster to the poker game? He heard it was a real 'cock-a-doodle-doo'!

What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck!

What do you call a group of polite Canadians? A so-sorry

Why did the Russian athlete bring a map to the Olympics? She wanted to win with Soviet strength

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan the Magnificent

Why did the Italian chef refuse to cook? He pasta way

Why did the Spanish magician turn into a street performer? He wanted to do salsa magic

Why do Scandinavians always get their passports checked at the airport? They're known for their Norse identification

What do you call a British person with good dental hygiene? A myth

Why was the Chinese restaurant closed? They ran out of wonton

Why do Canadians always apologize? They say sorry-eh

Why did the Russian break the mirror? He couldn't handle his own reflection

What did the Japanese sushi say to the other sushi? Wasa-bae

Why do people in the Middle East never play hide and seek? Good luck hiding with all those covered faces

What do you call a Greek person who loves to travel? A Roamin' Greek