How did the Egyptian pharaoh like his eggs cooked? In a mummy scramble!

Why did the Greek athlete break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too much of a distraction in the marathon!

What did the Jamaican say to the impatient coconut? Shell you wait a minute!

Why did the Swedish furniture maker get dumped? Because he couldn't commit to the relationship!

How did the Nigerian comedian become so funny? He had a lot of Yoruba-ls!

Why did the Korean barbecue restaurant go out of business? Because it couldn't meat the competition!

How does a Spanish octopus call for help? With its calamari!

Why did the French artist break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn't draw him in!

Why did the Japanese math teacher refuse to eat turkey? Because he was more into pi!

How did the Irish musician fix his broken piano? With some Dubliners!

Why did the German cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!

What do you call a group of overly protective Filipino fathers? The pan-Dads!

Why did the British tea bag want to be friends with the coffee grounds? Because it needed a break!

How did the Russian czar keep warm during winter? With his tsar-digan!

Why did the Mexican kangaroo break up with her boyfriend? Because he was too much of a jumping bean!

What did the Indian farmer say to his disobedient cow? You've got to be herd!

Why did the Japanese chef get a promotion? He was always on a roll!

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan with everything!

What's a German's favorite part of a joke? The punch line!

How do you know if an Englishman is at a party? Don't worry, they'll let you know by mentioning the weather!

Why was the Italian chef mad? He pasta way too fast!