What's a Russian's favorite type of cheese? Tsar-cheddar!

Why don't Canadians play hide and seek? They always end up saying 'Sorry' when they find you!

How do you make a Greek salad? Just use a lot of Greece!

What do you call a group of lazy Australians? Koala-fications!

Why did the Japanese teacher wear sunglasses to class? Because her students were so bright!

What did the Italian chef say when someone stole his pasta? That's just not gnocchi!

How does a Jamaican say goodbye to their vegetables? Rasta pasta!

Why did the Greek woman break up with her husband? He was too much of a gyro-maniac!

What do you call a Russian tree? Tsarwood!

Why did the Spanish magician turn his hat into a taco? For a little abracadabrañero!

What do you call a group of Filipino superheroes? A Manila folder!

How does a Scottish person like their coffee? Scotch-presso!

Why did the Italian chef refuse to cook for the French restaurant? He pasta way too many opportunities.

Did you hear about the Scottish cow who became a comedian? He was a real moo-sician.

Why did the Japanese cucumber refuse to become a pickle? It didn't want to be in a sticky situation.

How does a German baker greet customers? Gluten tag!

Why did the Russian football team bring a ladder to the game? They heard it was a high-stakes match.

Why did the British man bring a tea bag to the golf course? He heard it was a proper tee time.

How do you know when a Spanish dancer is mad? They start to flamenco in anger.

How does a Russian cat say hello? Meow-scow.

Why do Greek people love outdoor games? Because they always go all Athena.