Why did the French chef get arrested? He couldn't keep his sous vide!

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera? Philip Ming!

How does a German tell a secret? They will whisper it in your ear and you won't hear it coming!

What do you call a Japanese dinosaur? A Fujisaurus!

Why did the Spanish magician become a bullfighter? He wanted to become a master of cape-abras!

What do you call a Scottish iPhone? A MacSporran!

Why are Canadian hockey games like soap operas? Because there's always a lot of drama on ice!

Why did the French chef get in trouble? He lost his quiche!

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan a kind!

Why did the Greek girl break up with her boyfriend? He was too Mykonos-tic!

How does a German watch his calories? With a bratwurst!

What do you call a group of musical Eskimos? An ice band!

Why did the Australian take a suitcase to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you call a Thai friend who walks on eggs? Eggroll!

How does a Jamaican drink his coffee? Mon brew!

What did the British driver say to the rude pedestrian? Mind the zebra crossing!

Why was the Indian musician a great chef? He could tabla a tasty beat!

What does a Canadian vegetarian say? Lettuce be friends!

How does a Dutch farmer keep track of his cows? With a cow-culator!

Why do Polish people love lightning storms? They get to see flashing lights for free!

What did the Egyptian pharaoh say before building his pyramid? Let's get this party mummified!