How do you know when you've met a true Brit? They apologize for apologizing too much!

What's a Greek person's favorite type of music? Feta-wap!

Why did the Australian man bring a pig to the movie theater? He heard it was a boar-ing film!

What do you call a group of outgoing Americans? The chit-chat crew!

How do you impress a Dutch person? Bring them a bouquet of tulips and a wheel of cheese!

Why did the Brazilian football team hire a magician? They needed someone to help them disappear from the World Cup!

What do you call a Jamaican ghost? A reggae-geist!

How do you make a German laugh? Tell them a 'wurst' joke!

Why did the Italian chef refuse to take a break? He pasta point of return!

Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the bakery? He left in tiers!

How does a German baker greet customers? Gluten Morgen!

Why did the Russian oligarch bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you call a Chinese person with a lot of cats? A meow-sician!

Why was the Indian man always calm? He practiced Hindu-meditation!

How does a Canadian vampire say sorry? Fang-k you!

Why did the Australian get kicked out of the restaurant? He was too down-underdressed!

What do you call a Scottish cow who loves to dance? Boodle-aye!

Why did the Brazilian go to the gym on Christmas? He wanted to work on his Santa-muscles!

How did the Eskimo fix his broken igloo? With iglue!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A rasta-doc!

Why was the Dutch person always punctual? They were always in Amster-damn!