How does a British man apologize to his tea? He breaks out the crumpets for forgiveness!

What's a vampire's favorite type of food? Ve-GHOUL-i!

What do you call an Arabic man who owns a liquor store? Ali Booze.

What do you call a group of Italian police officers? Pasta patrol!

Why did the Chinese chef get fired? Because he couldn't wok the talk.

What do you call a group of Australian magicians? A Down Under cover band!

Why was the German baker always calm? He had a lot of knead for relaxation.

What's a Greek's favorite superhero? Gyro-Man!

Why did the Italian chef go to jail? Because he pasta way too many laws!

Why do Greeks never date high school sweethearts? They don't want any gyros!

What's a Japanese bee's favorite hair color? Wasp-Blonde!

Why did the Indian man go to the eye doctor? He had a Sikh eye infection!

What do you call a Scottish cow? A Highland moo-er!

What's an Alaskan's favorite type of math? Snow-culus!

Why did the Canadian go to the bank? To get his ice-dentity checked!

What do you call a clumsy Chinese magician? Whoopsie Goldberg!

Why don't Swedish navy ships have barcodes? Because when they return to port they Scandinavian!

Why did the Australian wear a peacoat? He heard it was down under!

What did the Eskimo name his pet penguin? Frostbite!

Why do Finnish people always get asked out on dates? They're so cool!

Why did the German start a bakery? He wanted to make some dough.