How does a Finnish person greet their friends? With a holi-day!

Why did the Indian break up with his girlfriend? He didn't want to curry on with her.

What's a pirate's favorite type of music? R&B (Arrrrr & B)!

How does a vampire clean his house? With a blood-sucker!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A dreadlock analyst!

What do you call a Russian tree? Putin.

Why did the Italian chef refuse to go on a diet? Because he pasta point of no return!

Why did the French football team bring a chef to the game? In case they needed a sub-baguette!

Why do Mexicans never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding Juan!

What do you call a scary potato? A hash-slinging masher!

Why did the German math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

How does a vampire say goodbye in Chinese? Fang-Qi!

Why did the Scottish egg refuse to fight? It didn't want to get beaten!

Why did the Greek restaurant start a fire? They wanted to flame the saganaki!

Why did the Indian man open a bakery? He kneaded the dough!

What did the Jamaican say to the gym owner? No problem, mon, I'll just be jammin'!

Why do Canadians always carry an extra pair of pants? In case they get Quebec'd!

What do you call a group of Japanese ninjas? A shuriken of friends!

Why was the Egyptian pharaoh always calm? He Sphinx before he speaks!

How does a German man greet his friends? Wiener Schnitzel, my dear!

What do you call a group of Italian chefs? The pasta-mob!