Why do Swedish boats have barcodes on the side? So they can Scandinavian.

Why did the Italian chef open a bakery? He kneaded the dough.

What do you call a Scandinavian who loves to make pastries? A Danish.

Why don't Mexicans ever barbecue? Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What do you call a group of musical Koreans? Seoul singers.

Why did the Japanese man break up with his girlfriend? Because he didn't want to be soy lonely.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

Why was the Italian pasta chef so well-liked? He had great a-penne-tration.

What do you call a Jamaican pro wrestler? The Kingston Crusher.

Why don't Americans play hide and seek in the park? Because good luck hiding with all those freedom bushes around.

Why did the Brazilian man go to the doctor? He had a Rio-sore.

What do you call a Klingon chef? A Worf-stove.

Why did the Swedish man bring a map to the bar? In case he needed directions to IKEA.

Why do Martians always win at hide and seek? Because they're out of this world at hiding.

What did the Scottish pirate say on his birthday? 'Aye, matey, I'm a year older.'

Why don't Egyptian pharaohs play hide and seek? Because they're always wrapping things up.

What do you call a Greek woman with no teeth? Olga Gyptian.

Why did the Canadian go to the hockey game dressed as a bear? He heard there was a Paw-trick.

Why do Vikings never get lost at sea? They always have their Norse compass.

What do you call a Japanese noodle detective? Ramen Private-Eye.

Why don't Indians like to play dodgeball? Because the last time they did, they got curry-ed away.