How does a Dutch person avoid traffic jams? They just hop on their clog bike.

What do you call a group of Eskimos rapping? An igloo crew.

Did you hear about the Korean martial artist who opened a bakery? He makes killer bread kicks.

Why do Egyptians never go on diets? Because they can't Sphinx away their love for food.

What's a Canadian's favorite winter sport? Ice hockey, eh?

Why do Germans always have good grades? Because they know how to sauerkraut their way through exams.

What do you call a Swede who loves to sing in the shower? A soapa star.

What do you call a Polish person who's always in a hurry? Rush Hour-ski.

Why was the Viking athlete always winning races? He had a real Norse for speed.

How does a Spaniard enjoy his seafood? Paella la mode.

Why do Brazilians never play hide and seek? Because there's always a samba line giving away their hiding spot.

What do you call a group of Scots singing together? Bagpipers harmonizing.

Why did the Jewish golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one and a shofar.

Why did the Spanish magician make a fire disappear? Because he wanted to show his flamenco skills.

Why do Russians always carry a map when they go on vacation? In case they get lost in Putin's Russia.

Why do British people always bring tea to a party? In case there's a proper cup of tea emergency.

What do you get when you cross an Australian with a gorilla? A kangaroo that can crush you with its bare hands.

Why did the French baker refuse to perform surgery? He didn't want to deal with too much pain.

How does a Jamaican decorator paint his house? With a lot of 'yah mon' color schemes.

What do you call an Irish superhero who can jump over buildings? Shamrockman.

Why do Canadians always apologize? They're just too nice, sorry about that.