Why do Norwegians always bring a map to the beach? In case they fjord-get how to get home.

What do you call a Swiss who can play the guitar? A yodeling sensation.

Why did the Scottish dog become a musician? He had a great bagpipe-titude.

How do you make a joke about Russia? Just Putin some effort into it.

Why did the Brazilian soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score.

What do you call a group of British bakers? The crumpet cronies.

Why did the Egyptian pharaoh break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his sarcophagus puns.

How do you greet a South African astronaut? 'Cape' Town is out of this world.

What do you call a group of Polish construction workers? The pierogi posse.

Why did the Turkish chef switch to baking? He kneaded a change.

How do you find a Canadian in a crowd? Just listen for the 'sorry'.

Why don't Brazilians ever get lost? They always know the Samba beat.

What did the Bolivian musician say when asked to play another song? 'Let's play it aymara time.'

Why did the Japanese artist visit Paris? To get a 'sushi'-cial education.

What do you call a Nigerian astronaut? An oga-star.

Why did the Israeli man bring hummus to the picnic? Because it goes well with falafel-owship.

How do you make a joke about Sweden? Just Swedish the punchline.

Why was the Italian chef always so calm? He pasta way of dealing with stressful situations.

Why did the French chef refuse to eat snails? He thought they were too escargot-eating.

How does a Scotsman find his sheep in the fog? Delightfully sheepish.

What do you call a group of German soccer players? A bratwurst.