Jokes based on cultural customs or stereotypes (can be sensitive).
Why do Polish people always take an extra pair of pants when going to a party? In case there's a pierogi spill.
What do you call a group of lazy vampires? The Blood Type O' Negative.
How does a German ask for a fork at a restaurant? 'Can I have a bitte of utensil?'
Why did the Greek boy run around his bed? He was trying to catch his Zorba D. Bee.
How do you know if a French person has been in your backyard? Your garbage cans are empty but your wine bottles are full.
What do you call a Swedish cow? A dairy queen.
Why was the statue of liberty a terrible athlete? Because she always held the torch.
Why did the Indian wear a turban to the bakery? To make naan-stop puns.
Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend? He found out she was a little too ice-cold.
How does a cowboy say goodbye to a Mexican? Hasta la vista, rango.
Why was the archaeologist such a good comedian? Because he had a dry sense of humor.
What do you call a Filipino who's always watching his weight? A Manila folder.
Why don't British people swim in the sea? They're afraid of getting English Channel.
Why did the sushi chef get kicked out of the game show? He kept rolling the wrong answers.
How do you get a Canadian astronaut's attention? Say 'EH SPAAAAAAAAACE!'
What do you call a lazy Italian ghost? A past-ah.
How does a Russian like their tea? Soviet.
Why do Scottish people wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
What do you call a group of disorganized Germans? A wurst case scenario.
How do you know if someone is from New York? They'll tell you within the first five minutes of meeting them.
Why do Australians always seem so relaxed? Because they're down under.