What's the best way to communicate with a deaf person? With sign language.

Why do Canadians always apologize? They're just sorry for being so polite.

Why do Irish people always carry a 2nd cup when they go fishing? In case they catch a leprechaun.

How do you get a group of people from different countries to agree on something? Put it to a vote... and then have tea.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, they're efficient and have no sense of humor.

Why do Brazilians never surf alone? They prefer to ride the wave with friends.

What's a vampire's favorite food in China? Sucking duck.

Why did the Dutchman bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on multiple levels.

Why do Swedish people use instant tea? Because they hate waiting for the tea-ning!

Why was the Bollywood actor so good at gardening? He had a green thumb-na!

Why did the French chef commit suicide? Because he lost the huile d'olive!

How do you know when a Turkish man is lying? His Turkish delight!

What do you call a shark who cooks for Italians? A mobster!

Why did the Aussie break up with his calculator? It couldn't koala-culate!

How do you find the German at the party? Don't worry, they'll let you know!

What do you call a confident Brazilian? Rio sure of himself!

Why did the Spanish magician turn the boat into yogurt? Because he wanted to make a flan-tastic dessert!

What do you call a clumsy Filipino dancer? Trippin' on his flip-flops!

Why did the Russian go to school in a car? Because he wanted to be car-pooled!

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives!

How do you find a Greek in the dark? You throw a plate and listen for the Opa!