What do you call a Japanese dinosaur? Godzilla-san!

How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs in England? You step in a poodle!

Why did the South African break up with his calculator? Because it didn't add up!

Why was the Spanish teacher always calm? Because she had plenty of patiencia!

What do you call a Jamaican sprinter who can't find his underwear? Usain Bolt!

Why did the Swedish chef get a parking ticket? He left his Volvo in a no-Park zone!

How do you know if a New Yorker is sleeping? They're snoring louder than the subway!

What did the Chinese tourist ask the Italian farmer? Where's the Great Wall of Pasta?

Why did the South African frog go to the doctor? It had a hop in its throat!

What do you call a group of Hawaiian cats? The meow-aii Five-O!

How do you know if a Swiss person likes you? They're always fondue of good company!

What do you call a French beekeeper? Pierre the buzz-keeper!

Why did the British man bring tea to the golf course? In case he got a hole in tea!

What's a pirate's favorite Chinese dish? Yo ho ho mein!

How do you know if a Brazilian chef is happy? They're samba-ing in the kitchen!

What do you call a Russian snowman? Vladimir Frostbite!

How do you know if a Scottish man is happy? He's kilt with joy!

What do you call a group of Australian musicians? A didgeri-dozen!

Why did the Japanese man get fired from the calendar factory? He took too many days off!

How do you greet a Spanish computer? Hola, bytes!

Why did the Canadian go to the baseball game in a T-shirt? Because it was nacho average day!