What do you call a Finnish karate master? A kicki Lehtonen!

Why did the Greek couple break up? Because they couldn't handle the pressure!

What do you call an Irish baker? Patty O'Furniture!

Why did the Indian man buy a bakery? He kneaded the dough!

What do you call a Scottish superhero? Tartan-tastic!

Why do Swedish people always carry an extra pair of socks? In case they get cold feet!

What's a Brazilian's favorite part of a joke? The Rio-t!

Why was the Ethiopian man so good at puzzles? He always found the missing piece!

What's a pirate's favorite Greek dish? Gy-arrr-o!

Why did the German break up with music? It was too Wagner-ing!

How does a Russian dog say 'hello'? Barkov!

Why did the French chef refuse to share his dessert? Because he's so mousse-en!

What's a ghost's favorite Irish meal? Booo-llet potatoes!

Why was the Japanese cat shivering? It had too much meow-saki!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A dreadlock-doc!

How do you know if a joke is dad-approved? It leaves a dad-silhouette!

Why do Irish people never get lost? They have leprechaun-compass!

What's an Aussie's favorite type of music? Barbecue-sic!

Why was the British tea so popular? It's a-teas-ing!

What does a Canadian ghost say? Sorry-boo!

Why do Greek gods never get lost? They use Hera-cules!