What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barberqueue!

Why did the German break up with his calculator? It couldn't function in their divided relationship!

What do you call a group of Vikings who love to garden? Hoe-sea-norse!

Why did the Russian teacher bring a ladder to the classroom? To help the students reach new heights in learning!

What did the Australian say to the kettle? You're boiling, mate!

Why did the Indian couple go to the movies? They heard it was a Bollywood blockbuster!

What do you call a group of lions playing soccer? Roarcelona!

Why did the Japanese chef get arrested? For miso-ing!

What do you call a group of musical cows? Moo-sicians!

Why did the Spanish singer go to the vineyard? To hit the high notes!

What do you call a group of overly competitive Italians? Pasta-farians!

Why did the Irishman bring a pillow to the bar? To Irish off to sleep!

What did the Jamaican say to the avocado? Ya mon, guac-tastic!

What did the German math professor call his symphony? Math-hoven!

Why did the Scottish man bring a camera to the bar? To take shots of whiskey!

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Jua-nada!

Why did the Chinese delivery man bring a parachute? To make sure the food landed safely!

Why did the Italian pasta chef get promoted? He was a real spaghetti-nician!

Why did the Canadian astronaut bring maple syrup to space? In case he needed a space flapjack!

Why couldn't the Swedish chef make dessert? He couldn't find the sweetish fish!

Why did the Russian man bring a shovel to the office? He heard there was a lot of comrade!