Why did the Japanese man bring a pencil to the dinner party? In case he wanted to draw some 'sushi'!

How does a German say sorry? Apologize schnitzel!

What's a Russian's favorite type of music? Tsar tunes!

What do you call a Greek bodybuilder? A gyro-tonic!

Why are British people so good at gardening? They have a stiff upper hedge!

What do you call a group of noble Scots playing hide and seek? Highlanders!

How does a Canadian flirt? With maple smooth moves!

Why did the Nigerian prince get a job at the bank? He heard they had a lot of interest!

What do you call an Egyptian veterinarian? Cairo-practor!

Why do the Swiss make good bankers? Because they always keep their accounts straight!

Why did the Eskimo bring a pillow to the bar? In case he got snowed in!

What do you call a group of Italian grandmothers? A pasta-fazool!

Why did the Spanish magician become a sailor? He heard he could make ships disappear!

What do you call a group of musical Samoans? A jam-oan band!

Why don't Indians play hide and seek? Good luck hiding when they have cricket bats!

What's the difference between a Frenchman and a bottle of wine? One improves with age, the other just whines!

Why did the Japanese man get a new iPhone? He wanted to improve his sushi skills!

How do you start a conversation with a German? Say hi and wait for the Düsseldorf!

Why did the Indian man bring a hammer to the dinner party? To curry favor.

What do you call a group of Canadian comedians? Maple laughs.

How do you greet a New Zealander in the morning? With a kiwi smile.