What do you call a nervous Japanese person? A jittersu.

Why did the Spanish magician turn into a restaurant owner? He wanted to keep pulling tapas out of his hat!

Why do Italian men wear gold chains? In case they need to pasta the time.

How does a British person start a letter? With a proper tea-salutation.

Why do Germans always bring a map when they go hiking? So they don't get lost in Sauerkraut country.

How does a Chinese person name their child? They throw a pan down the stairs and see what noise it makes.

Why do Greeks never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding the gyros.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax before going to the zoo? He didn't want to panic at the disco.

What do you call a group of over-cautious Germans? The Autobahn-ticipation.

Why did the Irishman go to the airport with a plant? He heard he needed a passport for his shamrock.

How do you know when a Chinese person has been burglarized? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the bastard is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why do Indian people love nature? Because they believe in peaceful protests.

What do you call a group of sheep playing musical instruments? A baa-nd.

Why did the British man bring tea to the pub? Because he heard it was a proper-tea.

How do you know if someone is from Texas? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why was the Egyptian pharaoh always confused? Because he was in de-Nile.

Do you know why Russian dolls are so full of themselves? Because they're always Russian around.

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan Tequila.

How do you greet a German baker? Gluten tag!

What's the Puerto Rican weather report? Chili today and hot tamale.

What do you call a Scottish iPhone user? MacPhone.