I told my Korean friend that I couldn't eat spicy food, so he brought me a jar of kimchi. It was a real 'pickle'.

Why did the Italian chef refuse to cook Indian food? He didn't want to curry favor.

What's a vampire's favorite type of food in Japan? Sushi.

Why did the German break up with his calculator? It was too square.

What's an Australian's favorite kind of shoe? Boots with a kangaroo-ted heel.

Why did the Italian chef refuse to cook for the wedding? He pasta way.

How did the Greek god Apollo get such rock-hard abs? He had a ton of Greeks working out for him.

Why did the French chef get arrested? He did some unspeakable quiches.

What do you call a group of musical Native Americans? The Vinyl Tribe.

Why was the Russian baseball team so bad? They were always Stalin.

What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A Manila folder.

Why did the Swiss farmer get an award? He was outstanding in his field.

How does a Scottish farmer grow his crops so well? He kilt them with kindness.

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A rum bum explorer.

Why was the Chinese person kicked out of the amusement park? They were too wok-ed up.

What did the Indian restaurant say to its customers? 'Tikka chance on us!'

Why don't Canadians play hide and seek? They'd be sorry if they got found.

Why did the Spanish magician only do card tricks? He always had an ace up his sleeve.

What do you call an Egyptian car that won't start? A mechanism.

Why was the Irish baker so successful? He had a lot of Irish dough.

Why couldn't the bicycle find its way in China? It couldn't figure out the Taipei.