Why did the French chef get hired by NASA? Because he was out of this world.

What did the Japanese pitcher say to the cricket player? You better believe I'm going to sushi-today!

How does Moses brew his coffee? Hebrews it.

What did the Australian horse say to the jockey? Stop horsing around.

Why was the Spanish teacher always calm? Because he had a lot of patience!

What do you call a group of unorganized Germans? A wurst-case scenario!

Why did the Greek man break up with his lazy girlfriend? She was always missing!

How does a Mexican train conductor call for backup? TACO-ver!

Why did the Chinese man bring a plumber to his sushi restaurant? There was a leak in the soy sauce!

What do you call a group of Canadians playing hide and seek? Sorry not sorry!

Why did the Indian man bring a pencil to the bar? He heard they had good drafts!

Why did the Mexican take a Xanax before going to the party? To keep his nacho average self in check!

How does a Japanese dog say goodbye? Sayonara, mutt!

Why did the Indian man bring a pencil to the temple? He wanted to draw closer to God!

What do you call a Frenchman who wears sandals all the time? Philippe Floppe!

Why was the Greek man always calm during arguments? He believed in using olive branch diplomacy!

How do you know if a Dutch person is at your party? They'll be the one wearing wooden shoes.

What's a Canadian's favorite hat? A tuque de grace.

Why did the Indian man get in trouble at work? He couldn't curry favor with his boss.

What happened to the Mexican train conductor who committed a robbery? He made off with all the pesos.

Why don't Argentinians play hide and seek with cheetahs? They always get spotted.