How does a Mexican sneeze? Achu-ahua!

What do you call a group of lazy Native Americans? A teepee of couch potatoes!

What's a Russian's favorite type of music? Tsar-ing melodies!

Why do Canadians always say sorry? They're just really good at apologizing, eh!

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons? Jose and Hose-B!

What do you call a Chinese person who always stays up late? Tired-some!

What's a vampire's favorite type of food in Romania? Neck-tarines!

Why did the Scottish man bring a basketball to the bakery? He heard they had great turnovers!

What do you call a group of Irish dancers? A jiggle of leprechauns!

Why did the Australian man bring a car door to the party? So he could open up a cold one!

Why did the German take a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept!

What do you call an Egyptian stuck in traffic? Ankh-road rage!

Why do Norwegians always bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the top shelf!

Why did the Arab man bring a map to the desert? In case he got sand-lost!

How do you start a Greek foot race? You say 'On your marbles, get set, go!'

Why did the Russian potato get invited to all the parties? Because it was a com-radish!

What do you call a Chinese fortune teller who can also cook? Clairvoyant Tso!

Why did the Australian cashew go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit nutty!

How do you know when a British person is into BDSM? They keep asking for more tea and crumpets!

What did the Canadian lumberjack say when he found a unicorn in the forest? 'Eigh, look at that eh-corn!'

How did the Dutchman fix his broken windmill? With a little elbow grease and wooden shoe polish!