What do you call a group of aggressive Australian animals? A boxing kangaroo-t!

Why did the Spanish magician become a gardener? He wanted to do more Sevilla-tricks!

Why did the German break up with his calculator? It couldn't handle his division!

Why did the Indian man go to the eye doctor? He was seeing too many Bollywood films!

Why was the Egyptian taxi driver always in a hurry? He was a Cairo-diac!

What do you call a group of German musicians? A bratwurst band!

Why did the Russian gymnast bring a ladder to the competition? She heard the stakes were high!

Why did the Norwegian bring a map to the bar? In case he got fjorded!

What do you call a Japanese owl? A who-koo!

Why did the Indian man bring a basketball to the park? To shoot some Hoop-ra!

What do you call a Scottish sheep in a kilt? Baa-gpipes!

Why did the Spanish golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in Juan!

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Flop!

Why did the Australian bring a pig to the beach? He heard they were great at BBQ-ing!

What's a vampire's favorite type of music? Blood-bient!

Why did the Chinese man bring a dictionary to the restaurant? To translate the menu!

What do you call a group of Egyptian cats? A meow-myramid!

Why did the Hawaiian man bring a coconut to the party? In case he needed a tropical drink!

What's a vampire's favorite meal? Stake and chips!

Why did the Dutch farmer bring his cows to the party? He heard they were great at hoofing it on the dance floor!

What do you call a group of Swedish singers? An A-bba chorus!