What do you call a group of Italian chefs? Pasta-tively delicious!

Why did the Russian astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space!

What's a pirate's favorite country? Arrrrgentina!

Why do Norwegians always bring a map to the sauna? In case they get lost in the steam!

What do you call a group of French cats? Mew-lanais!

Why did the Australian go to the dentist? To get a root canal-a!

What do you call a German clairvoyant? A sauerkraut!

Why do Canadians say 'sorry' so much? It's a maple leaf reflex!

What's a vampire's favorite mode of transportation? The blood vessel!

Why did the Indian elephant bring a suitcase to the picnic? He wanted to pack his trunk!

Why do Swedes always have extra napkins at dinner? In case they fika lot!

What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Boogieman Woogie!

Why did the Russian break up with his watermelon? It was too cold and demanding.

How does a German meatball introduce himself? 'Gluten tag!'

What's a Greek's favorite type of music? Feta metal!

Why did the Australian wear a raincoat to the barbecue? He heard it was going to be a 'downpour'!

What do you call a group of Italian chefs? The pasta-bilities are endless!

What do you call a party with a bunch of introverted Swedes? A 'silent night'!

Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side? So they can 'scan-da-navy-an'!

How does a Dutch person greet their friends? 'Gouda to see you!'

Why did the Italian man go to the eye doctor? He had a cannoli stuck in his eye.