What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophy.

What did the lime say to the coconut? You put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both up.

How does a German find a needle in a haystack? With a strudel!

Why don't Canadians ever get lost? Because they always maple their way around!

Why did the Scottish man bring a hammer to the bar? He heard they had a kilt on tap!

Why did the Japanese driver close his eyes while driving? He was trying to make a blind turn!

Why did the Greek man break up with his girlfriend? She was always feta-ing on his nerves!

Why did the Japanese comedian break up with his girlfriend? He didn't want things to get too haiku-l!

How does a Greek person answer the phone? O-pa!

Why did the German football team bring string to the game? They wanted to tie the score!

Why did the French chef get into a fight with a Japanese chef? Because they had a miso understanding!

Why did the Greek man go to therapy? He had too much gyro-ing on in his life!

Why did the Chinese restaurant start offering delivery? They wanted to wok the talk!

Why did the Australian man bring a sheep to the movie theater? He heard it was a 'baaad' movie!

Why did the Scottish man bring a suitcase full of oats to the gym? For his 'grain' workout!

Why was the Japanese dictionary so popular? Because it had the right word in any language!

Why was the Indian restaurant so popular? It naan-stopped serving delicious food!

What's the difference between a magician and a violist? A magician has a few tricks up his sleeve, but a violist has an entire symphony!

What do you call a polite robot from Japan? Arigat-android!

Why did the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships? So they could Scandinavian!

How does a Welshman find a sheep in the mountains? Delightful!