Why was the Australian gamer so good at online games? He always kangaroo-ted his opponents!

What do you call a vampire from Romania? A count-dracu-lah!

Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? He had loco motives!

Why did the German girl bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the haus!

How does a Scotsman find his sheep in the tall grass? Delightful!

Why did the French chef get arrested? He couldn't take the heat!

What do you call a group of musical Filipinos? A jam-bae!

What do you call a Chinese bee? A fricken!

Why did the Spanish magician turn into a bullfighter? He wanted to tackle his biggest cape!

What do you call a Greek bodybuilder? Greased Lightning!

Why did the Canadian go to the baseball game with a ladder? He heard the winner gets to take a home run!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A rasta-farian!

Why did the Japanese man bring a map to the sushi restaurant? He wanted to find his way around the raw bar.

What do you call a group of Irish friends? Paddy O'furniture.

Why did the Russian athlete always win at hide and seek? Because he was always on Putin.

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan-ta-know.

Why do Australians never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from a drop bear.

What do you call a group of Brazilian singers? A samba-line.

Why did the Greek man buy a treadmill? To get feta, feta, feta!

What do you call a Chinese bee? A zom-Bee.

Why did the Indian man bring a Tupperware to the potluck? To take naan home.