How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.

Why did the germans order their beer rotisserie-style? Because they love a good bratwurst.

What do you call a Greek bodybuilder? A muscle-lean.

What did the Filipino say to the barista? Brew me some Filipino coffee!

What's a pirate's favorite Mexican food? Burrrrr-itos!

How does a German sausage greet people? Wienerschnitzel!

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan de Deceptive!

Why did the Indian man go to the bank? To get his naan-interest loan!

What did the Australian kangaroo say to the bartender? Put it on my bill!

Why do Swedish people never get lost? They all have GPS (Great Positioning System)!

What do you call an Egyptian cat that loves water? Cleo-swimmer-a!

What do you call a Chinese bee? A Hunny Bee!

Why do Polish people always carry a map? In case they need Polska-dots!

How many Israelis does it take to change a light bulb? Two - one to change it and the other to criticise the way it's done!

Why did the Jamaican man bring a glass of water to the competition? To be a water-run champion!

What do you call a singing mermaid in Ireland? Ariel O'Bubbles!

What's a New Yorker's favorite type of food? Statue of Dairy – liberty ice cream!

Why did the Japanese golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

What do you call a group of singing rabbits? A hip-hop!

Why did the Russian athlete always wear red underwear? To give him a Soviet support!

Why did the German break up with his calculator? It kept dividing by 4 instead of multiplying by 2!