What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan-ta-comeback!

Why did the Japanese chef get arrested? Because he was caught beating an egg!

How does a Russian laugh? Sovietly!

Why don't Canadians ever get mad? They apologize before they do!

What do you call an Egyptian who's good at keeping secrets? A mummy!

Why did the Australian wear sunglasses? Because he couldn't bear to see anyone down under!

What do you get when you cross a Nigerian prince and a lawyer? Someone who offers you a great deal!

What did the British person say after winning a chess match? Checkmate, mate!

How many South Africans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it and two to complain about the old one!

Why did the Chinese restaurant get negative reviews? It was a wonton disregard for flavor!

What's a boomerang's favorite type of music? Throwback tunes!

How do you catch a squirrel in Finland? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the Eskimo bring a compass to the snowstorm? He wanted to find his way back to chill!

Why did the Bollywood movie go to school? It wanted to be a little more melodramatic!

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan with nature!

Why did the psychic go to jail? The judge charged him with crystal balling!

How did the sushi chef break up with his girlfriend? He told her they were not sashimi-tible.

Why do Russian dolls never date? They are always so full of themselves!

Why do Russian nesting dolls make terrible therapists? They always try to keep things hidden inside!

Why did the Filipino bring a ladder to the bar? To get to the top shelf of adobo!

What's the difference between a Frenchman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeder, and the other is a fish!