What do you call a Jamaican sprinter who can't find his running shoes? Usain Lost.

Why did the German baker always win at baking contests? He kept his kühl.

What do you call a Canadian robot? A Robe-hoser.

Why do Eskimos always carry a backpack? In case they need to break the ice.

What do you call a group of Peruvian dancers? The Inca-boogie.

What do you call an Egyptian cat therapist? A meow-mummy.

Why did the British man never go to the casino? He always lost his pounds.

Why did the Hawaiian surfer bring a comb to the beach? For the rip curls.

What do you call a group of Italian chefs? The pasta posse.

How do you find a Spanish person in a crowd? Just shout 'Olay!'

Why did the Nigerian man go to the bank? To check his oga-n balance.

What do you call a group of Italian magicians? A presto-digitation.

Why did the Korean farmer win an award? He was out-standing in his field.

What do you call a Chinese bee? A wanna-bee.

Why did the Indian man bring a mirror to the desert? He wanted to see a mirage.

How do you address a group of Australian witches? G'day coven.

What do you call a Canadian lion? A RAWR-some.

Why do Scottish people love crafting? They're kilt in it.

What did the Egyptian pharaoh say when he got a new car? Let my people va-room.

Why do Swedish people make great detectives? They have a lot of IKEA.

What do you call a Mexican fortune teller? A guaca-mystic.