Why did the Chinese couple have a small wedding? Because they only wanted a dim sum.

Why did the Indian man wear two pairs of glasses? To see in 4D.

Why do Greek people never get lost? They always know their way to Gyro.

Why did the Scottish man break up with his calendar? It was too much of a date.

Why did the Russian couple go to the movie theater? They heard there was a good Tsar.

Why did the Irish man start a garden? He heard it was a good way to plant potatoes.

Why did the Dutch man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.

Why did the Australian man bring a pencil to the bar? In case he needed to draw some lines.

Why did the Canadian man apologize to the door? He thought it was a boot to walk through.

Why did the Japanese man eat his sushi in silence? He didn't want to disturb the rice.

Why did the French man bring a mirror to the restaurant? So he could see if he had any escargot in his teeth.

Why did the German man make his bed out of wheat? So he could get a good gluten-free rest.

Why did the Italian man wear a chef's hat to the party? He wanted to bring a little pasta la vista, baby!

Why did the Indian man bring a loaf of bread to the beach? He heard it was a great place to naan.

Why did the Swedish man bring a map to bed? In case he got lost in sleep.

Why did the Brazilian man bring a kangaroo to the party? He heard it was a great taco 'bout a hopping time.

Why did the Korean man wear a belt made of watches? He wanted to be ahead of time.

Why did the British man bring a tea bag to the party? He heard it was a proper-tea.

Why did the Russian man attend the marathon without shoes? He wanted to be barefoot-skiing.

Why did the Egyptian man bring a loaf of bread to the party? He didn't want to be caught in a pyramid scheme.

Why did the Spanish man have trouble accepting compliments? He thought it was just a bunch of bull.