What do you call a group of German sausages? The wurst party ever.

Why did the Scottish man wear a kilt to his job interview? Because a suit would've been too pants.

How did the Dutch man introduce his wife? He said, 'Meet Anne, frankly, she's amazing.'

Why did the Indian man go to church? He heard it was a naan-denominational service.

What do you call an Arab sheikh who's always late? Sheikh and bake.

Why was the Greek person so calm? They had everything under gyro control.

Why did the Korean man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard it was a highball establishment.

How does a Russian cat greet another cat? Meow-ski.

Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business.

Why did the Japanese chef get promoted? Because he was always on a roll.

What do you call a group of musical Mexicans? A salsa band.

Why do Indian people love Facebook? Because they like to curry favor with everyone.

Why do Norwegians always bring a ladder to a party? In case they need to get fjord-ty.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls? Rick O'Shay.

Why did the French cat get stuck in the tree? It had too many le purrs.

Did you hear about the Mexican train robber who had a loco motive?

Why don't Canadians play hide and seek with grizzly bears? When you hear 'Eh bear!', you know it's game over.

What do you call a group of polite Australians? A koalaty bunch.

Why did the Chinese man get a job at the bakery? He wanted to make a little dough.

What do you call a grumpy Russian matryoshka doll? A soyuz-downer.