Jokes based on cultural customs or stereotypes (can be sensitive).
Why did the French chef bring a mirror to the kitchen? To watch his saucy moves.
What did the Chinese businessman say to his underperforming employee? Wok are you waiting for?
Why did the Irishman bring a shovel to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
Why did the German man bring a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept.
What did the Spanish magician say before he disappeared? Uno, dos, tres... ¡poof!
Why did the Scottish man bring a sheep to the movie theater? To have a baa-rry good time.
What do you call an Egyptian who is always procrastinating? A Cairocrastinator.
Why do Swedish people always carry a map in the desert? In case they come across a fjord.
What did the Australian say to the kangaroo who wouldn't stop jumping? Hop it!
Why did the Russian man bring a blanket to the barbecue? To keep warm while he's Stalin.
What do you call a Canadian potato chip? A Canuckchip.
Why did the Japanese man bring a pencil to the bar? He thought it was on tap.
What do you call a Greek man who loves to clean? Spongesbob.
Why was the Indian man always calm under pressure? He had chai zen.
What did the Norwegian say to the moose blocking the road? Fjord off!
Why did the Swiss man bring a bottle of wine to the family reunion? To show he was fondue of them.
What did the Dutchman say to the windmill? Stop being a fan!
Why did the Brazilian man bring a soccer ball to the bar? To have a kickin' time.
What do you call a Hungarian magician? A Budapest.
Why did the South African man bring a lion to the zoo? To show he wasn't a cheetah.
Why did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't pasta sauce his temper.