Jokes based on cultural customs or stereotypes (can be sensitive).
How does a Swiss person apologize? With Swiss kisses and Swiss chocolate!
Why did the Dutch guy go to the doctor? He was feeling Holland-tense.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Phlop.
Why did the Eskimo get a job in a bakery? He kneaded the dough.
What do you call an Egyptian woman who's always running late? Cleopatardy.
Why do Greek statues always look so serious? They're marbles.
Why don't German Shepherds play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they're barking.
What's a Canadian's favorite type of sushi? Maple Salmon Roll.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax with his lunch? For extra guac-wardness.
How do Canadians say 'I love you'? Maple syrup.
What did the doctor tell the Spanish patient with diarrhea? No más.
Why did the Irishman pour his whiskey on his notes? He wanted to drink in his studies.
What do you call a British golfer playing in the rain? Soaked Putter.
What's a ghost's favorite type of coffee? Ghoul-accino.
Why was the Italian chef upset? He ran out of thyme.
What do you call an angry Russian bee? Poutin' sting.
Why did the German gluten-free bakery close? They ran out of strudel.
Why don't Greek men use umbrellas? Because they prefer to Zeus the day.
How does a Japanese dog say hello? Konichihuahua.
What did the British cat say to the mouse? You've got to be kitten me.
Why did the Dutch football team bring string to the game? So they could tie the score.