How does a Jamaican person stay cool in the summer? They reggae-larly swim.

What do you call a Chinese person who loves to gamble? Wonton of fortune.

How do you spot a Canadian in a crowd? They keep saying sorry, even if they don't bump into anyone!

Why did the Polish man bring a mirror to the bar? He wanted to reflect on his drink choices.

How does an Australian person say hello underwater? G'day, matey!

What do you call a Turkish person who loves to travel? A Constantinople-trotter.

Why did the Scottish man bring the TV to the bar? He heard they had a good reception.

How does an Egyptian person keep their skin looking young? They pyramid!

Why don't Chinese vampires suck blood? Because they prefer wonton soup.

Why did the Australian break up with their calculator? It couldn't handle the decimal down under.

What's a pirate's favorite type of music? Arrrr and B.

How do you make holy water in Poland? You boil the hell out of it.

Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on them? So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

What do you call a group of musical Native Americans? The Navajo Band.

Why was the basketball team afraid of the sushi chef? He always brought his A-game.

How does a Russian like their tea? In Siberia cups.

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A rastacolon.

What do you call a Chinese herb dealer? The Potstirrer.

How does every Arab joke start? By looking over your shoulder.

Why did the Polish woman go to the post office? She heard she could get a root canal there.

Why was the African elephant disqualified from the poker game? He was trumpeting.