How does a Russian greet people when he's fishing? Tsar catch!

What do you call a Spanish magician who has lost his wand? A vanishing señor!

Why did the German break up with his calculator? It was always trying to divide and conquer!

Why did the Italian chef refuse to wear shorts? Because he couldn't pasta resistance!

How did the Irishman break his leg raking leaves? He fell out of the tree!

How does every Russian joke start? By looking over your shoulder!

What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A catastro-purr!

Why did the Scottish man bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains!

What do you call an Indian who’s good at math? Diagonal!

Why did the German cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!

Why did the Frenchman only eat one egg? Because one egg is un oeuf!

Why did the Englishman go to the pond with a suit? He wanted to look dapper!

Why did the Australian couple go to the seafood disco? They heard it was a real prawn star!

What’s a pirate’s favorite country? Arrrgentina!

Why did the Canadian cross the border? Just for the poutine!

How does a Spaniard propose to their partner? They give them a taco-ring!

Why did the Dutchman go to the doctor with a red nose? He thought he had tulip-osis!

Why do Italian men grow mustaches? So they can look like their mothers.

Did you hear about the Chinese restaurant that went out of business? It was pho real.

Why did the Greek man go to the eye doctor? Because he couldn't see-reta well!

What do you call a group of Canadians apologizing? A maple leaf mea culpa.