Why do Australians always seem relaxed? Because they have koala-ty time management!

Why did the Italian chef start a garden? So he could get fresh basil!

What do you call a group of Australians playing hide and seek? Outback adventurers!

Why did the Chinese man bring a map to the park? He wanted to find his way to the great wallaby of China!

Why did the Italian chef get arrested? He pasta way too many times!

How does a German wiener keep warm? By putting on some lederhosen!

Why was the Spanish teacher so good at soccer? Because he knew how to give a good ole goal!

What did the Indian man say to his meal that wasn't spicy? It's naan of my business!

Why did the Greek man go to the tailor? To get his toga fixed!

Why did the Italian chef refuse to play hide and seek? He said 'I cannoli hide for so long!'

How does a Russian party end? With a Soviet Union.

Why did the Greek girl break up with her yogurt? It was too 'feta-ish.'

What do you call a group of singing Australians? A kara-Aussie-an!

Why do Scottish people never play hide and seek? Because good luck finding a Scot who wants to hide!

Why did the Italian chef refuse to make sushi? Because he couldn't pasta the raw fish!

How does a Scotsman find a sheep in the vast highlands? Very satisfying.

What do you call a Spanish man who lost his car? Carlos.

How does a German person avoid getting sick? They take their wurst precautions.

Why did the Greek man go to school in the evening? To find his studies enlightening.

What do you call an Indian person who is always happy? Naan-stop smiling!

Why did the Russian man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.