How does a French rooster say good morning? Oui, oui, Bonjour!

Why do Swedes always have a backup plan? In case of a fjailure!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A dreadlocksmith!

Why did the Brazilian footballer bring string to the game? In case he needed to tie the score!

What do you call a Chinese bee? A sum ting wong!

Why did the Irishman bring a pencil to the bar? To draw his thoughts!

What do you call a Canadian karate master? Maple chops!

How does a German take his coffee? With a Wiener schnitzel!

What do you call a British person with good teeth? A rarity!

How does every Jewish joke start? By looking over your shoulder.

Why don't Canadians ever play hide and seek? Good luck finding anyone in that giant sea of flannel and poutine.

Why do Irish people only put 239 beans in their soup? Because one more would make it too farty!

Why did the German take a ladder to the bar? To reach the high steins!

Why don't Australians play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from all those deadly animals down under!

Why do British people add milk to their tea? Because they can't handle anything 'steep' without a little 'moo'.

How does a German baker greet people? Gluten Morgen!

Why did the French chef win the cooking competition? Because he made escargot of the competition!

Why was the Italian chef upset? Because he pasta way too much time in the kitchen!

Why did the French chef get all the work done on time? Because he had a souper deadline!

What do you call a group of Italian chefs? A pasta-tute!

Why did the Irishman bring a pencil to the bar? To draw a Guinness!