What's a vampire's favorite type of food in China? Neck-tarines!

Why did the French chef bring a hammer to the kitchen? He wanted to make French toast!

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his stew? Because one more bean would make it too farty!

What do you call a group of Italians who are acting suspicious? The pasta-gens!

Why did the Italian chef refuse to use measuring cups? Because he's all about that pinch of this and a dash of that!

Why don't Canadians play hide and seek? Because good luck finding someone in all that politeness!

What's a Spanish wizard's favorite type of music? Flamenco!

Why did the Greek man go to the mechanic? He heard his car had a gyro problem!

What do you call a group of Russian babies? An infan-tree!

Why did the Polish man bring a pencil to the bar? He wanted to draw attention!

How does a psychic help his Italian clients? He gives them extra sensory pasta!

Why was the British man always in good shape? He had a stiff upper lip!

What do you call a room full of Irish people? A pot o' gold!

Why didn't the Dutch man go to the seafood festival? He didn't want to make a herring-g!

I told my Korean friend a joke about Kim Jong-un...he couldn't believe I would go there.

Why was the Italian chef upset? He pasta way too much!

Why did the French baker only serve one type of bread? He couldn't make ends baguette!

What do you call a group of musical South Americans? A salsa band!

How do you know if a joke is corny? When it's full of Mexican references!

Why did the Japanese man go to the doctor? He was feeling a little sushi!

What did the Scottish farmer say when he lost his sheep? 'Where's me ewe?!'