Why did the Italian chef open a successful restaurant? Because he pasta way to success!

What do you call a group of musical Native Americans? The tribe called quest!

Did you hear about the Mexican train robbery? They got off scot-free!

Why did the Greek girl break up with her boyfriend? He was too Poseidon himself!

What do you call a Spanish guy who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless!

Why did the Scottish man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

Why was the Japanese student bad at math? Because he kept falling asleep during sums!

What do you call a rude criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending!

Why did the German football team hide the trophy in the oven? Because they knew it was always heated competition!

What do you call an Egyptian doctor? A mummyologist!

Why did the French chef get bad reviews? He couldn't make a decent quiche.

How do you know if someone is Australian? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a group of lazy cows? A milkshake!

What's the best way to watch a Japanese movie? With sushi!

Why do Russian dolls always look so unimpressed? They're always so Vlad.

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan and only!

Why did the Hindu go to art school? To improve his karma.

What do you call a Canadian chicken? A poultry-geist!

Why did the Italian tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

How do you annoy a British person? Give them a cup of lukewarm tea.

What do you call a group of disorganized Irishmen? A Shamrock.