Why did the Chinese man bring a ruler to the restaurant? To measure up to the competition.

How does a Dutch person like their eggs? Tulip cooked.

Why do Norwegians always have a clean house? They have Scandinavian through everything.

Why was the Ethiopian man tired of playing cards? He kept getting a famine-royal flush.

What do you call a Jamaican fortune-teller? A dread-locksmith.

Why did the South African man only eat one bean for dinner? He was a lentil on time.

What does a Scottish person wear under their kilt? Lip balm.

What do you call a Dutch person who loves windmills? A fan-clog-istic enthusiast.

Why did the Bollywood actor go to school? To improve his acting chops.

Why do French people eat snails? They don't like fast food.

How does a German count to ten? Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, zehn!

Why did the Irishman bring a pencil to the bar? He wanted to draw his own Guinness.

What's a pirate's favorite type of music? ARRR&B.

How do you know if someone's from Canada? They apologize for apologizing.

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan-derful.

What's a Greek's favorite advice? Olive you need is love.

Why did the Australian take a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were 'down under'.

How do you know if someone's from New York? They know the best pizza and bagel spots.

What do you call a Dutch person in a fight? A windmill.

Why was the English teacher feeling jumpy? He had too many syllables.

How does a Jamaican keep cool? He irie-conditions the air.