Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes? So they can Scan-da-navian.

What do you call a Russian bread factory? Soviet Union.

Why did the Jamaican man bring a baseball bat to the party? He heard they were throwing a bash.

How do you calm down an angry Italian chef? You ask him to pasta sauce.

Why do Scottish people have big families? Because they have a lot of clans.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost their car again? Juan Too Many Times.

Why did the Canadian break up with the hockey puck? It was too cold and heartless.

What do you call a Chinese person who loves to dance? Wan Two Three.

Why did the Israeli man bring a GPS to the party? To find the promised land.

How does a Nigerian man like his coffee? De-lightfully expensive.

Why did the French chef get arrested? For beating an egg.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they're efficient and have no humor.

Why did the Japanese man bring a pencil to his date? In case they made a mistake.

What do you call a Greek party without feta cheese? A feta-completed event.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup? Because one more and it would be too farty!

What do you call a Spanish snowman? A Brrrr-ito.

Why do Canadians always say sorry? It's in their poutine DNA.

Why was the Australian swimmer always on time? He had a great sense of koala-ity.

What did the British scone say to the jam? Spread me like the queen spreads gossip.

Why did the Russian go to drama school? To learn how to Putin a good performance.

What do you call a Middle Eastern baker who loves Olympics? A pita athlete.