Why was the Hawaiian so good at surfing? They had a 'lei-d' back approach.

Why did the Eskimo bring a flashlight to the igloo? He wanted to see 'Northern lights' inside.

Why don't chefs trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the dance? Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the French chef only use one egg in his recipe? Because un oeuf is enough.

What do you call a group of organized cats? A meow-tain.

Why was the Greek restaurant so popular? It had a lot of hummus appeal.

How does a Japanese dog say hello? Konnichihuahua.

Why don't Irish people play hide and seek? Because good luck finding anyone with all those leprechauns around.

Why did the French chef get arrested? Because he couldn't stop beating the egg whites.

How does a German watch his online content? On das Youtube.

Why don't Russians play hide and seek? Because good luck finding Putin.

Why don't Chinese people play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them in a crowd!

What do you call a group of singers walking backwards? The a cappella-Backstreet Boys!

Why did the Irish man only put 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty!

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan with the universe.

Why did the Irishman bring a map to the bar? So he could find his way to the Guinness.

What's the difference between an Australian and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Why did the French chef get in trouble? He couldn't make ends meat.

What do you call a group of Jamaicans playing baseball? A Rasta-batting lineup.

Why did the Japanese man bring a pencil to the math test? In case he made a Sumo mistake.