Jokes based on cultural customs or stereotypes (can be sensitive).
How does a Russian spy count to 10? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, NYET, 9, 10.
Why did the Irish man only wear one sock to the party? He heard you should never wear two Shamrocks at the same time.
Why did the Indian man bring a ladder to the cricket match? He heard it was a high-stakes game.
Why did the Japanese man bring a pencil to his job interview? In case they asked him to draw a salary.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Two - one to hold the lightbulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Why did the Japanese man bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains!
Why did the Italian chef go to therapy? He had too much pasta-tential.
Why don't Italians play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone talks with their hands.
What do you call a group of disorganized Germans? The wurst.
Why did the Japanese man go to the doctor? Because he was experiencing sushi-cidal thoughts.
How does a Russian commit a crime? With a Russian dressing.
Why did the Indian man only bring two fingers to the gunfight? Because he heard they were fighting in Duels.
Did you hear about the Spanish magician? He said he would disappear on the count of three... and he uno, dos, disappeared.
Why don’t Scottish people ever play hide and seek with the French? Because good luck finding someone who always surrenders.
What did the Arab do when he ran out of dates? He tried a fig leaf.
Why couldn't the Chinese woman keep a secret? Because she had a leak in her wonton.
Why was the British man always calm and collected? Because he had tea-time to relax.
What do you call a group of Australians in the snow? Lost.
How did the Frenchman propose? He said, 'Je t'aime... let’s get married, oui?'.
Why did the Swede bring a car door to the desert? Because if it gets too hot, he can roll down the window.
What do you call a gathering of Canadians? A sorryfest.