Why did the Russian potato win an award? Because it was a Dictator-tot.

What do you call a group of Swedish cowboys? The IKEA Rangers.

Why did the French baker use a magnifying glass? To make a pain au chocolat.

What do you call a group of German magicians? The Bratwurst Wizards.

Why did the Irish potato start a band? It had eyes for music.

What do you call a group of Australian sheep singing Christmas carols? The Baa Humbugs.

Why did the Eskimo bring a ladder to the igloo? To build a high-rise igloo.

What's a Dutch person's favorite kind of party? A cheese and clog fest.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a group of Spanish flamenco dancers? A taconazo.

Why did the Brazilian bring a soccer ball to the office? To kick around some ideas.

How did the Israeli win the marathon? He was running on falafel power.

What do you call a group of Swedish furniture assemblers? An Allen key party.

Why did the Frenchman bring a baguette to the art gallery? In case he got hungry for Van Gogh's.

What do you call a group of Finnish sauna enthusiasts? Steam team.

What do you call a Japanese fish auction? Sushi-q.

What's a Greek's favorite superhero? Gyro Man.

What did the Australian computer say before shutting down? G'Day, mate!

Why did the Indian man bring a tube of glue to the wedding? To stick to the bride and groom.

What do you call a group of Italian chefs? A pasta-tive.

Why did the German baker go to jail? He was caught loafing around.