What do you call a Brazilian soccer player who's afraid of the ball? Neymar.

Why did the Norwegian put his house on stilts? He wanted a high-lygian home.

Why did the Jamaican musician get kicked out of the band? He couldn't handle the beat.

How does a Turkish person give a compliment? By saying, 'You're Istanbul-lar!'.

Why did the Greek god go to therapy? He had too much mythology.

How does a German cow greet other cows? Moooo-ttagen.

What do you call an Australian weatherman? A boomerang forecaster.

Why was the Indian chef always calm? He practiced naan-violence.

What do you call a Russian puzzle? Moscow-ver it.

How does an Egyptian cat communicate? By using hiero-glyphics.

What do you call an Irish ghost? A boo-hoo.

Why did the Brazilian soccer player always win at poker? He had a great poker face from all the diving.

How does a Jamaican tree laugh? It reggae-giggles.

What do you call a Swedish model who loves to bake? A cinnamon bun.

Why did the Korean singer join a band? He wanted to hit those Seoulful notes.

Why did the French man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.

How does a Japanese bee say hello? Konnichiwa.

Why was the Japanese sushi chef stressed out? He was in a raw place.

What do you call a Swedish cat who loves to dance? A purr-fessional dancer.

Why did the Indian chef refuse to eat spicy food? It was a naan-starter for him.

How did the Canadian wrestler win the match? By giving his opponent a maple leaf slam.