How do you know if a British person has been using your computer? The keyboard will be covered in tea stains.

Why did the Spanish magician only do card tricks? He was afraid to make his audience disappear.

What do you call a group of New Zealanders in the snow? Kiwi slushies.

Why did the Indian man bring a watermelon to the cricket match? He heard they needed a good bowler.

Why do Germans never play hide and seek? They always end up in the wurst places.

What did the Australian say to the bartender? 'Have a koala-ty day!'

How do you find the Italian on a soap opera set? He's the one stirring the drama.

What do you call a group of Finnish construction workers? A 'buildsauna'.

Why did the Brazilian football team bring a ladder to the game? To take the lead.

How does a Dutch person announce they've arrived? 'I'm here, tulip time'.

What do you call a New Zealander who becomes a comedian? A Kiwi jokester.

Why did the Polish man bring a mirror to the interview? To see his 'Polish' look.

How does a Canadian apologize to a tree? 'I'm sappy, maple.'

What do you call a group of Austrian bakers? A strudel gang.

Why don't Norwegians ever get lost? They always 'fjord' a way back.

What do you call a group of Egyptian musicians? A pyramid scheme.

Why did the Irishman only listen to indie music? He couldn't handle the mainstream.

How do you spot an American in a crowd of tourists? Just look for the one yelling 'USA! USA!'

What did the Canadian say when someone stepped on his foot? 'Sorry, eh.'

What do you call a group of pirates from the Caribbean? Arrrchestra.

Why did the Greek man make olive oil his profile picture? He wanted to show off his Greek physique.