What did the Japanese sushi say to the bee? Wasabee!

How do you find a hipster at an Indian restaurant? Don't worry, they'll tell you naan-stop!

What's a Russian's favorite type of coffee? Tsarbucks!

Why did the Spanish magician only do card tricks? He could never find a good salsa dancer!

What do you call a group of cats in Egypt? The purr-amids!

Did you hear about the Jamaican marathon runner who won because he was well-'red'?

Why was the German baker always so calm? He always knew the 'knead' for peace!

How does a Russian like his tea? Tsar-bucks style!

Why was the Spanish teacher always so good at math? She knew her way around 'Juan' and 'dos'!

What do you call a Canadian sleepwalking? A 'Que-bec' sleeper!

Why did the Irish football team bring string to the game? So they could tie the score!

Why did the French chef switch to a gluten-free diet? He couldn't deal with the baguette-ing!

What do you call an Australian who can't surf? A boomerang!

Why did the Swiss man only eat pre-sliced cheese? He couldn't handle the grate!

What do you get when you cross an Eskimo and a pig? Frostbite.

Why did the Dutchman go to the doctor? He thought he had tulip fever!

How do you know if someone is Finnish? They have a 'Finnish' button.

What did the Brazilian tree say to the lumberjack? I'm stumped!

Why did the British man bring tea to the dentist? Because proper-tea prevents cavities!

Why did the Arab open a bakery? He kneaded the dough!

What do you call a Korean cow? Soy beef.